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MU Fan Grilled in Red Cauldron (Why You Should Never Walk Alone)

Oni wat nyaa itih skia paloi bih?


There are many dumb things in this world that people may have done at least once in their lives but I think that this can definitely go down as the one of THE dumbest thing any football fan can ever do. There could be only a few reasons why this person is doing what he did. Therefore, here are my assumptions: 
  1. He's has absolutely no grey cells in his cranium
  2. He's just suicidal
  3. He's willing to die a martyr for his club
  4. He was dared to do this by fellow club fans
  5. He's just an arrogant jerk trying to pull of a stunt that could make him a viral superstar on Youtube thus hoping that if this gets shown on ESPN's Football Crazy, he may win a free trip to Old Trafford and recieve an award directly from Sir Alex Ferguson for having the guts to do this in the first place. (NOT! I don't think Sir AF is gonna care even if you tell him)
 Now, if we take a flashback to MU's previous visits to Malaysia, has any Liverpool fan cause a ruckus for them? No, right? So to do what this guy just did, you'd have to have an ego bloated to the size of a led zeppelin to really go into a stadium, filled with your club's arch rival fans, who are attending their club's training session (it's not even a match!) while all the way kissing your club's badge and shouting "Champions!". Now tell me, did we go out looking for trouble? No, trouble walked 'alone' into our door.


Buka baju ya mun maok selamat pok...iboh timing gilak.
 This 'lonely' troublemaker will surely get what he deserves, and he should have known it was coming. Hahahaha. No, the Reds fans didn't beat him to death, they just asked him to take off his shirt. But he was still bengkeng-bengkeng, so they helped him take it off. Obviously, when you do something wrong, for sure you get punished right? Which was why they made him wear a Liverpool kit...but he was stone cold to endure and ended up shirtless instead (Ok la, we can praise his loyalty la, other MU fans can go give him a pat on the back or come to this aid...but not while he was in that arena..hahahaha!).

Before I continue, allow me to just laugh to my heart's content...

Hahahahaaaahahahaahahaaah! Hahahaha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! HAAAAAAAA! HAHAAAAAAAA!!

Ok, now that's done...here's the answer to some people's question, "Are you guys all chickens, so that's why you say you never walk alone?"  based on this incident.

The answer is, "No we're not chickens...or even out of our minds! Haha."

The phrase simply implies that we don't go around walking into MU training grounds 'alone' to make a fool of ourselves and later scar us for life. That's why they find it so hard to swallow this concept of NEVER WALKING ALONE. Always walk together so we can wallop lonely Man. Utd. fans, haha.

Poor kid...someone give that MU fan a tissue to wipe his tears.



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