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The Invisible Chair

Oni wat nya'a selalu langgar kerusi tih bih?

To anyone who's read the Harry Potter series, or seen the entire movie adaptation (if you're not the reading type..by the way, the ending to the movie franchise s**cked!), you'll notice that Harry has a Cloak of Invisibility. Now, what does this has to do with my post today? Well, actually..I think I might have found an enchanted object just like Harry. It is called the Chair of Invisibility or The Invisible Chair.

Why is this chair invisible? Well, it seems that everytime I sit on this chair...people ALWAYS bump into it! It is as if they really cannot see the chair. Now, at first I was really pissed about this, until I realized that this was probably one of the objects belonging to the Deathly Hallows that J.K. Rowling didn't want people to know about.

I think this chair actually belonged to J.K. Rowling herself - during the time she first started to write her Harry Potter books. Maybe people use to bother her all the time, so she bought this invisible chair and sat on it so that people think she was never there! Then when she bacame famous, she left her job to bask in the glory of success and this office furniture was then sold as a second hand item to Malaysia, where it finally ended up with me! Haha.

To empirically prove the chair is invisible, here are two before and after pictures that I took this morning and HONEST, there are no camera tricks involved!

Picture of The Invisible Chair before I sat on it:

Before...
Here's a picture of The Invisible Chair right after I sat on it!!

After!!
So no wonder I always get bumped into when I sit on this chair. Oooo..coz initially I thought people around me were just blind. Anyways, now that I know it has that sort of power, I can't to see what kind of mischief I could conjure up with this.


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  1. Anonymous26 July 2011 at 14:58

    good sharing and awesome for the deep insights to think further.
    keep it up dude and continue to write it on to inspire people to think out of the box and it's like the invisible chair! May God bless you and your family!

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  2. Anonymous27 July 2011 at 17:09

    wow..the chair disappeared together with the man standing at the back of the "before" pic. hahahaha what a miracle it is :-) anyway tumbs-up dude with ur ctreative thinking...hahahahaha

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  3. the_saint3 August 2011 at 09:59

    maybe this is just another side effect after that interview with idiot diploma holder

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