The Angriest Bird of Them All

Oni wat manuk-manuk tih obuok tiwas bih?

A band of Angry Birds...

Angry Birds is currently the 'IN' thing this year. You go around shops and you see people are selling a lot of Angry Birds t-shirts and merchandise. I doubt most of the people who buy the shirts actually play the game. I personally haven't played the game but when it comes to trends, I'm usually one of the last few people to participate in ot or never participate at all. The last real trend I followed was actually 'grunge'. In fact, that was the only trend I have EVER followed.

Hahaha, ala, you guys know la...secondary school, adolescence and teenage angst. I think I had the longest hair in school when I was in Form 5...ahaha, I hope someone from that time and era could support my claim, hahahaha...Kelvin, Ibek..do leave your comments on that one! Hahaha.

So if you look at the above, you'll notice a group of Angry Birds right? But to tell you the truth, these don't come close to being angry. If you all really wanna know which bird is the angriest bird of all? It's this one:

A bigger band of the angriest bird of all!

This particular bird has the power to insert, manipulate and re-project your present understanding about facts, which leaves you mentally disoriented & emotionally distressed whch later causes you to feel angry and stuff and make you wanna pull your fists in the air and march. It's sorta like the movie INCEPTION, but without Leonardo DiCaprio and without its victims having to sleep. All you do is go to the ceramah. Hahaha.

They get EVEN ANGRIER come election time, so better watch out fellas! Hahaha.

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