ONIWAT: RESURRECTED

As many of today's social media influencers would normally say, "Hai gaisss!"

So, I'm back. After such a long hiatus from writing anything, I just suddenly logged into blogger and decided, "Well, why not?". Can you believe it, my last post was in 2015, which means millennials are jobseekers now. Can you believe that? Two things we never thought we'd ever see being mixed together, millennials and jobs. They're pretty lucky too, because they're probably the least generations who will ever really, really know what are jobs like. Since A.I. will basically takeover just about every type of repetitive labour.

To tell you the truth, there were a lot of things to write about, because a lot of things happened in the world. Some things are inter-galactic events like the launch of the James Webb Telescope, some things involve the advent of cutting edge tech like Elon Musk's Neuralink, some things are catastrophic events like the spread of Covid-19, and some are just that are too close of a call, like the near assassination of Donald Trump. International turmoil showed its ugly head once again, in which Gaza erupted into another new season of its never ending war and Russia invaded Ukraine, to start a brand new one. Kopp was hired as Liverpool FC manager, then Klopp retired from being Liverpool FC manager. Both the Queen and Prince passed away.

Then we have stuff that are closer to home, like the the yet to be completed Pan-Borneo Highway, as it inches its way towards completion. Epic political comeback in the form of PM to prisoner, old PM becomes new PM, and a prisoner to PM. Also, the drama of the widow being cut-off from the family wealth by the evil family members, and even worse, was not allowed back into the house, once her filthy rich husband passed away. Sounds super familiar right? Of course it is, it's the plot of the critically acclaimed Thai Netflix drama "Master of the House". You weren't thinking it was something else, were you?

But most important of all, even more important than string theory...is the collapse of Manchester United.

So yeah, lot's of stuff, lot's of content, lot's of people to make fun of in the world - untie your ties, unbutton your cuffs, roll up your sleeves, strap on your rainbow bands, pull your pants down and let's get this party rollin.

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Green Green River

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Bidayuh Music?!!

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